starships were ment to flyyy

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Thu, 11 Apr 2013 17:05:12 -0400

jers4yt-ease: retardedwhisperer: A 50- something year old...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 17:04:50 -0400

retardedwhisperer:

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant r…eturned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn’t want you to sit next to an unpleasant person.” Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

I love this story so much.

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:39:40 -0400

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:39:32 -0400

vvorldwideweb: im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:39:25 -0400

vvorldwideweb:

im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes

callmejoely: legendoffeels: callmejoely: When I was in fourth grade, I was really mad at my mom...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:39:09 -0400

callmejoely:

legendoffeels:

callmejoely:

When I was in fourth grade, I was really mad at my mom because she wouldn’t let me stay up until 9:30 like my brother, so I made a petition and had all the kids in my grade sign it

did it work

my bed time is now 10:00 so you tell me

cybersleepover: if you insult me ill just agree with you probably

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:39:06 -0400

cybersleepover:

if you insult me ill just agree with you probably

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:38:52 -0400

beinghipsteristoomainstream: why is it socially acceptable for guys to sag their pants all the way...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:38:43 -0400

beinghipsteristoomainstream:

why is it socially acceptable for guys to sag their pants all the way down to their knees but if a girl shows a little bit of her bra it’s hOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING SLUT SHAME ON YOU WOW THAT’S SO NOT CLASSY LET’S DRESS CODE YOU IF YOU EVER DO IT AGAIN I’M CALLING YOUR PARENTS AND DISHONOR ON YOU DISNHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:38:31 -0400

igotnastyhabits: ron swanson <3

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:38:20 -0400

igotnastyhabits:

ron swanson <3

hurpthederp: iwillmindfuckyou: gameandwatch: kushdrinker: green is not a creative color what...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:37:45 -0400

hurpthederp:

iwillmindfuckyou:

gameandwatch:

kushdrinker:

green is not a creative color

what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif

lets not bring it up

sonofahundredmaniacs: Raven’s face though lmao

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:37:32 -0400

sonofahundredmaniacs:

Raven’s face though lmao

jesuschristvevo: i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero and im...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:37:23 -0400

jesuschristvevo:

i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero and im listening to everyones conversations because im a true spy kid

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:37:14 -0400

angelshavethephonebox: durik: hyungstrider: i will not accept anon hate unless its in MLA...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:37:03 -0400

angelshavethephonebox:

durik:

hyungstrider:

i will not accept anon hate unless its in MLA format

I almost fell off of my sofa laughing.

I would actually love if I got a message like that.

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:36:48 -0400

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:36:38 -0400

s-unflowery:

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:36:30 -0400

s-unflowery:

itsdivinedear: i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:36:10 -0400

itsdivinedear:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father