vvorldwideweb: im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
callmejoely: legendoffeels: callmejoely: When I was in fourth grade, I was really mad at my mom because she wouldn’t let me stay up until 9:30 like my brother, so I made a petition and had all the kids in my grade sign it did it work my bed time is now 10:00 so you tell me
cybersleepover: if you insult me ill just agree with you probably
beinghipsteristoomainstream: why is it socially acceptable for guys to sag their pants all the way down to their knees but if a girl shows a little bit of her bra it’s hOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING SLUT SHAME ON YOU WOW THAT’S SO NOT CLASSY LET’S DRESS CODE YOU IF YOU EVER DO IT AGAIN I’M CALLING YOUR PARENTS AND DISHONOR ON YOU DISNHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
hurpthederp: iwillmindfuckyou: gameandwatch: kushdrinker: green is not a creative color what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif lets not bring it up
jesuschristvevo: i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero and im listening to everyones conversations because im a true spy kid
angelshavethephonebox: durik: hyungstrider: i will not accept anon hate unless its in MLA format I almost fell off of my sofa laughing. I would actually love if I got a message like that.
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
itsdivinedear: i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
fupaccino: downtherabbittthole: if ur ever sad just remember that this nun looks like Josh Hutcherson YO THERE’S SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP SCREEN
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: jaybird-in-the-tardis: in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
wifipasswords: wifipasswords: do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim
dabestredur: crronusampora: i love this picture so much oh my god idek why but just?? its so funny omg???? look at velma????
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE....
The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: email@example.com
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 firstname.lastname@example.org
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: email@example.com
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail email@example.com
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
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therealeovaldez: theotherguyhulk: theotherguyhulk Everyone who reblogs this will get their URL signed in a notebook (River Song’s Journal) I will give to Steven Moffat or/and Mark Gatiss when I see them next time I visit London. p.s. just in case I will make two if I see more than one MAKE SURE MATT SMITH SEES IT!
that-so-gayven: accidental contact with a hot person for more than one second
BLESS WHOEVER STARTED THE PATRICK GIFS!